cock:

block

niknak79:

Essentials school equipment

poopflow:

poopflow:

hello 911 yes um this persons blog is lame can u delete it

listen here u lil shit

drdavidbrinner:

drdavidbrinner:

Today in gym class we were doing major climbing and halfway up this girl freezes and goes “I CAN’T DO IT I CAN’T DO IT”

so some dude yells “MY AUNT SAID DAT AT HER WEDDIN’ BUT SHE MARRIED DAT FINE-ASS DOCTOR AND NOW SHE RICH AS HELL” 

the girl did it. truly inspiring.

I should add that it was a shrimpy 5’1 Indian boy nobody had ever heard talk before who was apparently from the deep south. 

onac911:

pheebadohdoh:

usoppsass:

IM GONANa FuCkiNG PEE MY PAN t s

caraknightley:

mini m&ms taste better than normal m&ms don’t even try to argue with me on this

scribblenauts:

“hey we’re gonna order pizza”

“you have to finish your homework first”