gotta go fast

krobats:

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rest in peace you fucking onion fairy

grinningbobcat:
“@nighttimegirl
”

2-for-a-penny:

theemancipationofjericomiguel:

theokatz:

mater-tenebrarum:

Plot twist: A fat protagonist has a compelling arc and stays fat the whole time, because using weightloss to signify personal growth is fucked up and also lazy writing.

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and she used her white privilege to propel the integration movement and stood up against the active and overt racism in her town. ya go tracy!!!

A true queen

tastefullyoffensive:

Best man on the job.

beaky-peartree:

the only DB Cooper theories i accept:

  • he died cuz he was an idiot who jumped out of a fucking plane during a rain storm in the middle of the night
  • it’s tommy wiseau

andhumanslovedstories:

andhumanslovedstories:

I enjoy that Breath of the Wild has a thermometer because it allows me to know with precision that I’m making Link walk through -17 degree farenheit weather just so if I can see if there’s anything on the top of the mountain. There was not. I also enjoy that Zelda pops into my head to tell me whenever the blood moon arrives because it shows that she can contact me, she is aware of the passage of time, and she would like to inform Link that another month has passed, should Link care to come down from the mountain and please kill Ganon at some point.

Zelda holding back Ganon by sheer willpower alone, watching as Link elsewhere in the world dies after flying off a cliff while he was trying to pop a wheelie on his magic motorcycle as he murdered mountain goats for meat he didn’t need

goblinposting:

necrobob:

w0wls:

goblinposting:

goblinposting:

goblinposting:

cryptidcowboy:

goblinposting:

welcome my friends. you are all invited

what are we invited to??

you are invited to my house :)

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Minecraft

You forgot the address. Also, is there a dress code?

Swamp

Naked

turnipfritters:
“ kscotter:
“ turnipfritters:
“someone hit him with a bus
”
he needs to be knocked the fuck out
”
that’s where the bus comes in
”

turnipfritters:

kscotter:

turnipfritters:

someone hit him with a bus 

he needs to be knocked the fuck out

that’s where the bus comes in